gay men are like dogs because when you put more than one in a room together you dont know if theyre going to start humping or try to kill each other
i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
The way I classify my personal style these days
"Dear boy, you’re all duct tape and safety pins inside."
Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor